Well, well, well...It has been forever and a million days since I've written here. Last I wrote, I was exclaiming the fun of fucking and galavanting about New York City. I am still engaging in these pursuits. I've started making music again and played a hilarious show last week in Bushwick. The sound was god-awful, but I had some friends show up, got spur drunk and teeter-tottered seductively in a ski mask, 5" platforms and a floor length velvet halter dress...naturally. So I live in Park Slope in a big apartment with one roommate. A lot of crazy shit has gone down since my last post..I lived in Bushwick for a hot minute with two crazy lesbian roller-girls...let's just say that ended in a long, arduous court battle. I've been in Park Slope for over a year now, and I love it. I'm super close to multiple trains, bars, music venues. I decided to start writing in this blog again because I need a space to talk about all of the hilarious, awful, gross, hot shit that happens to me on a daily basis. Facebook is now the land of babies and Candy Crush. If any post deviates from a saccharine format, you can practically hear the crickets. I put a post up about seeing a woman jerk off a pit bull on Reddit, and how sad it made me every time I see a puppy (which is every few seconds in Park Slope). I felt the frigidity in the form of no likes. I mean, come on! Really?! Anyway, I don't like censoring myself, and even quit Facebook for a few hours..then I decided to reactivate this blog. I need a safe space to discuss the fact that I had sex with someone this week who had a penis that was 9 inches in length and 5 inches in girth. DUDE HAD A 9" COCK!!! That is some serious Barnum and Bailey shit right there, but I can't even broadcast my delight and wonder for fear that my puritanical friends list will cold shoulder me. I also think that some people on my friends list are a little jealous of the fact that I'm in NYC and constantly partaking in rad activities. Either way, I'm using this blog again, so get ready for some awesome/awful posts.
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