"First of all number 1, it was a crazy dope sex dream and you
worked at this super fancy hotel which I was randomly staying in.
You were a cocktail waitress all dressed up...........
And I decided to stay there to just have a night away from whoever I was kinda dating.
Don't ask why it was a dream.
And I had a bottle of red, champagne and kettle.
- So you got cut from your shift and I had never stayed here before. So you were nice to show me to my room
- We took this insane elevator for what seemed like 20 minutes
- And finally we arrive at my floor. We get one foot into this room which is amazing and we start making out like crazy
- I mean crazy crazy
- I rip your cocktail outfit off. I have sex with you like a billion times. And then there is a knock at the door
- And it's this girl I was dating. I hear her yelling my name and she saying she knows I am there with someone and the scent of sex is all over the hall. Ummm rad yes I know. Anyway
- I hide in the bathroom and you answer completely disheveled and tell her you don't know me and that she has the wrong room.
- She leaves and I realize I have to get the fuck out of the hotel
- So I crawl like a snake on my belly thru the hotel so no one sees me. Odd I know
- But I can't get out of there and now. There is no exit
- And just as this chick see me and runs towards me you grab me and pull me Into some hidden room and demand my attention and call me an ass for havin sex with you and running out the door
- So I try and explain but it's a dream and can't
- And then we make out more and I awake after it's done and just had a mini heart attack and can't sleep
- Jesus"
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