Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Netflix, Incest And A Damn Good Instant Queue.



I rocked the fuck out of my Netflix tonight. I watched not one, but two fucked up ass movies. The first was called "The Girlfriend Experience", which starred ex-porn star Sasha Grey. It was pretty good, though I must say that Sasha Gray was pretty wooden in it (pun wasn't intended, but now it is). She plays a call girl..It's a pretty uneventful movie..Like some "day in  the life of" type o' shit. Nothing to run home about. The second one, however, was a whole heap of "what in the fuck" with a side of "will my psyche ever be clean again". It's called "Savage Grace" and stars Julianne Moore as the wife of an extremely wealthy scion of industry/trust funder. They have a son who is the most ginger-y ginger I've ever seen. If there were ever an example needed for why most people hate gingers, this guy would be it...That was mean. Okay, so the kid is a mama's boy, the father leaves the family for a hot Spanish chick (who played "Vera" in one of the most fucked up movies I've ever seen, "The Skin I'm In"). Long story short, the mom and son fuck. Yep, full on incest. Shortly after, the son kills her. I have no more words for this except, "my dreams are gonna fucking kill". So naturally, since I watched those movies, Netflix recommended a plethora of fare that match the whole "why am I watching this and what happened to me as a child that I can't stop" angle. Somehow, Katt Williams got lumped in with the movie about a man with down syndrome who's obsessed with porn, and no, it's not a mockumentary. I've got almost a whole bottle of wine, pita chips and a tin full of cookies that Sally sent me for the holidays, so it's definitely going to be an entertaining week.

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